Have you seen the World’s Most Interesting Concealment Man?
He once beat a gecko, in a hiding contest.
He builds towers, just because he’s bored.
He has unanimously won the best concealment for 20 years straight.
He once concealed his own sore thumb.
He’s concealed concealments.
He’s been described by many as a master magician.
He doesn’t plant trees, he makes them!
He is the World’s Most Interesting Concealment Man!